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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Religion vs Science

Let's meet our fighters.
In the red corner wearing a purple robe and trademark crown of thorns, emitting a slightly supernatural and holy glow: JESUS "The Son of God" Christ!
In the blue corner wearing a grey wool suit and no socks with the really fucked up hair-do we have Albert "I'm a fucking genious" Einstein.
Who will win this match up? Let's take a look at the strengths and weak-points of our players:
Jesus, He's the son of God so he is a divine being with all the powers and blessings of Heaven. He's got be pretty tough after all he got nailed to a cross had a spear stuck in his side was sealed in a tomb was required to eat kosher all his life and he still made a comback. Impressive stuff, however before you say this would be a hands down victory for Jesus, remember that he was a pacifist. He might not even fight, do you recall all that love thy neighbor and give peace a chance schtick? 2000 years of having his religion twisted, manipulated and misinterpreted by moronic bully boys (and girls)for their own purposes and we have not even heard so much of a "Hey wait a second" out of him. Also he has been waiting for almost 2000 years for his promised return and there has beedn no sign of this guy so he might not even show up and that's a forfit victory for old man E=MC2'ed.
Einstein, first off he's German and we know they can fight just ask Poland or France or whoever else the Prussians have handed their ass's back too in their history...even the Romans (Who nailed Jesus to that cross)couldn't take them and at that time the Germans were just a buch of tribal barbarians. Einstein also figured out the physics required to unleash the power of the atom and convinced the most powerful nation on Earth to use it when they were already winning. It should be noted however that he was also a pacifist and just like Jesus he was a jew as well.He might not be to keen on fighting one of his own.
This fight is gonna be close but since it seems that God does not exist and science does my prediction is in favor of Einstein.

WINNER: EINSTEIN...?

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