Contradictions

Contradiction Trivia about me…I am vain you know
-My coffeepot can take up to three hours to make a pot of coffee yet I refuse to replace it
-I am an atheist yet I still go to mass once in a while because I like it and miss it
-I have been a skater pud, a punk, a new waver, a ska/reggae pud,nerd,mod,beatnik. Yet my favorite music is/was old jazz
-I love motorcycles and hate Harleys
-I love my Pop but will not speak to him
-I am a vegetarian but love steak (I don't eat it though)
-I am a now a socialist if pressed to say and have always been a liberal but I voted for George Bush in 2000
-I love my son dearly in Georgia but am afraid of talking to him
-I was fired for being overqualified from my last job though in fact I had little idea what I was doing
-I am American but have almost all English taste
-I love technology but wish I lived in the 40's
-I am a pacifist but fascinated by all things military
-I am straight but people think I am gay (a gay friend once told me I was the gayest straight man in America (San Francisco)
-I don't know if the above statement was meant as a compliment or an insult
-I am an atheist and former catholic and Baptist but everyone thinks I am Jewish
-I am about as white as they come but was made an "Honorary Niggar" by a black friend in Georgia (George…I miss you man)
-I am opposed to divorce but I have been
-I am pro-choice but could never be complacent to an abortion in my life
-I vote green with no hope or thought it will work
-I fight when I know I will lose
-I am a braggart, arrogant smart ass itching for a fight and a peace monger
-I am arroganr and humble (?)
-I am pro decriminalization of drug offenses and yet I hate druggies
-I am a health freak at times (Organics exercise etc…) but I smoke
-I am outstanding with abstract and higher math science but can't handle a check book or a credit card
-I am trusting and not to be trusted
-this space for rent
-I love cars and cycles yet I do not drive

Stay tuned for ten secrets I hate to admit