Water on Mars

I have choosen this cheesy pun as my 100th post here. Yes, I know it's awful but that's what is so wonderful about it. I absolutely love a pun of any type, no matter how corny. Right now I have an idea for a cartoon that has potential but has proven itself to be a bit tricky to translate into a good visual. It goes as follows; A Tao'st monk walks into a Catholic Confessional and says to the Priest "Forgive me Father for I have Zen'd" Badum Chump. Oh, I do slay me.